Manager one: "Sir we have a problem with DBSK's new song."
Manager two: "What is it?"
Manager one: "Yoochun's line 'I really wanna get in touch with myself' doesn't fit, Sir. It's too long."
Manager one: "I see....I want a solution to this problem within the next 10 minutes or you're fired."
*ten minutes later*
Manager one: "Do we have a solution yet?"
Manager two: "Yes,Sir! I believe if we shorten the line to 'I really wanna touch myself' it'll fit perfectly, without disrupting the flow of the song."
Manager one: "Are you absurd? Tell me why I shouldn't fire you right now!"
Manager two: "I have a chart to explain how this could work in our favor,Sir."
*pulls out chart*
Manager two: "See...60% of the fans will be too busy being perverts screaming and passing out to complain. 20% of the fans will be "emotionally deep" and understand the true meaning of the lyrics. And the remaining 20% will just think his engrish is adorable."
Manager on: "Hmmmmmmm.........you have a point. Good work. Go inform Yoochun of the change, so he can re-record his part."
Manager two: "Yes, Sir."
-a while later-
Yoochun: I have to sing WHAT?!